I was married to a very boring man once and it lead to alot of trouble for me. He wasn't even a good man who happened to be uninteresting, but he was a meanie too. I'm so happy thats over.

Just look at my precious as he plays his bass. He is so cute. All those faces he makes onstage, he's adorable because he doesn't even know he is doing it. He probably thinks he looks cool, but when I see him doing the blinking thing I just want to squeeze him and protect his tender soul from the world.

Then he gets off stage and I realize he is a terrible pain in the ass.

It doesn't matter how big a pain he is though. I am eternally devoted to this man, and the best thing about him? He will never, ever be boring.